Happy Halloween!!!
Editor’s Note: The following blog entry was composed by porn superstar Chanel Preston.
We all know that on Halloween every girl dresses up as a whore. It’s funny it’s ok on October 31 but never again. Where did this idea come from? I’m going to assume it comes from the idea that when you dress up you want to be something “you’re not,” otherwise it wouldn’t be any fun. Since many girls don’t consider themselves a whore then why not be one on Halloween.
I am a true whore though, so therefore I don’t have that same desire to dress like one on this scantly-clad holiday. If anything, I want to be completely covered up and quite possibly even ugly. I think I am being very generous by yielding the way to all the other ladies out there once a year, since most of their men are looking at my work the rest of the time. So, you’re welcome, ladies, and I trust that you all will dress the way I get to dress everyday.
A sexy firewomen, a sexy nurse, a sexy police officer, and even a sexy Freddy Krueger will be out on the prowl on Halloween, so men get out your trick-or-treat bags and go get ‘em!
-XO Chanel
