I Want In The Middleton Of That

Ever since she showed off her royal rump during her older sister’s wedding, Pippa Middleton’s ass has been garnering a lot of attention lately.Her British booty has been talked about in countless newspapers and magazines, and it even has it’s own Facebook Fan Page! Yes, that’s right, the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society has made it to your favorite social networking site.Pippa’s tush has even grabbed the attention of Vivid Video’s Steven Hirsch who was willing to dish out a whopping $5 million for her to bare it all in just one explicit scene of an upcoming Vivid skin flick.AVN reported that Mr. Hirsch wrote to her saying, “As I watched a broadcast of the event, I couldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star. This week, after seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies.”Unfortunately for us, Pippa declined Mr. Hirsch’s offer.Even though she turned Vivid down there’s likely no doubt that you’ll still get to live out your fantasies. I’d expect the royal porn parodies to start rolling out any day now.