Osama Bin Strokin’

Reuters reports that a large collection of pornography has been found on the hard drives confiscated from Osama Bin Laden’ s Abbottabad mansion. According to an anonymous source, the collection “consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive.”

While the irony and hypocrisy here is almost too delicious, I’d like to take as an opportunity to chalk up another victory for the great American art of pornography. We may not have invented it, but we’ve certainly perfected it, and even if the pornography Bin Laden watched didn’t come from “the great satan,” the temptation of western decadence clearly defeated him long before SEAL Team Six. But can you blame him? Who wants 72 virgins when you can have Cum Swapping Sluts?